WHOSE DIME IS IT ANYWAY??

Plate meals(veg) - 35
Meals(non-veg) - 80 
Curd rice - 18 
Pulav - 18 
Tomato rice - 20 
1 cup kheer - 10 
Fruit salad - 20 
Soup - 30 
Dosa - 15 
Tea - 5 
(*Rates approximated) 
The price list looks like that of any other in the next street hotel. For a change, have a look at the below price list: 

Plate meals(veg) - 12.50 
Meals(non-veg) - 22 
Curd rice - 11 
Pulav - 8 
Tomato rice - 7 
1 cup kheer - 5.50 
Fruit salad - 7 
Soup - 5.5 
Dosa - 4 
Tea - Re. 1/- 

If you are thinking that this might be the price list in the same hotel 2 decades ago, you are slightly mistaken. 

Keep reading... 

Today we are caught between the devil and the deep sea. If on one side we face rising needs with increasing influence of consumerism, on the other, the exorbitant price rise laughing hard on us. However there is one place which is totally insulated from the sky-rocketing prices. It is the place which guarantees equal (?) rights to all its stakeholders – the Indian Parliament. If one steps into our parliament canteen, one might see the price list as in the 2^nd table above. And look who’s getting these facilities. The poor destitute of our country, fighting hard (?) for the people who invested (again a ?) their valuable vote in them, spending a bunch of their energy on being the voice of the dear people?? The people we elected to the highest office with a hope of lessening our burdens eating their hearts out at our expense?

When the country is gaping at about 15%+ food inflation, the right and the left blame the center and the center on the states and once they are done with their blame game, they dine together in parliament canteen without a tinge of shame and thus maim the hearts of countless fellow citizens. They might probably discuss the causes of price rise while wiping off the subsidized food. An irony, isn’t it? They don’t even realize that they are a bigger part of the problem or do they?(If this is the case then God save his own country!!) An honest citizen would at least feel ashamed to fill his/her stomach at others expense. Tell this to our ‘leaders’. They fire back – ashamed? Is this a new word in angreiji just like avatar?

Whose dime is it anyway? Our country is so populated that even if half the taxpayers pay their taxes honestly, our leaders can lead a ‘happy enough’ life. Leading, in our leader’s lexicon, might imply leading his life happily whatsoever. And the worse part, this is not gonna change soon. The change would require our MPs to debate on the issue and probably pass a bill to cut off the unreasonable subsidy and match the rates to the current levels. Even a child would laugh at such a proposition. The last time (well, it was also my first time) I saw the entire parliament united was in the issue of salary hikes and perks, well, to themselves. Couple of years later, they started screaming at the CEOs and executives salary.

Coming back to food price inflation, instead of I-blame-you-you-blame-me attitude, every single MP can do his/her bit by refraining to burn a hole in honest tax-payers pocket. They should understand the consumer’s difficulty in balancing his life among various priorities. They should understand ours is a land where it is preached to serve others before you serve yourselves. A mother in our country says she does not like apples if apples are 3 and the members in the family, four. It is the nation where annadaana is considered greatest of all forms of service. Yet we are led by those who loot people at every instance possible and guess what! They loot legally (disguised as subsidy in this case)! Certainly India never fails to surprise!!

It happens only in India?!?

PS: Due to distorted Demand-Supply equation affordable food prices are but a temporary phenomenon according to a report by Equitymaster.

Is anybody listening?

VEGETABLE VENDORS

Paanch rupaye me teen le lo seth…

Tazaa tamaate laal tamaate…

Bhendi tazaa hai kya? Ye dekho saab abhich khet se utha ke laaya potha..

Poora phreshh adaa ree, togoree maalakre..

I was walking through the crowded vegetable market of my town amazed by the typical tone of these canvassing of their vegetables and the price negotiations which felt like music to my ears. Suddenly a known voice from the other direction interrupted my thought process – Arey chhote maalik! Kaise ho aap? Kab aaye banglaur se? The voice was one of the hundreds of vegetable vendors over there and he was one of many vendors from whom we regularly buy vegetables. And by regularly I mean for the last 20-25 years. These vendors have become a part of our lives. We have met and talked to them more than some of our close relatives. I was elated standing there among them when I was home during the year end vacations.

It was a welcome change from the air conditioned, neatly stacked, one stop ‘fresh’ grocery stores in the city of Bangalore. I had missed the crowded and never silent market of my hometown where every vendor would greet you heartily and return back a precious smile. Here a relation is built on the grounds of friendliness and affection which both the parties – the vendor and the consumer – would carry till the end of their lives. Relationships, here, are not based on the hypocritical expectation of favors/returns. A smile is what one needs to invest. The relationship once built would then make their way to next generation as well. Way back when I was a child, one of the vendors used to take just Rs.10 for whatever we bought and every time we used to buy vegetables worth more than that. Then my dad would forcefully place extra money in his hands. He would give me and my sister some vegetable to keep munching. He would also put in couple of vegetables more into our basket. The vendor never asked any favor in return for his affection. Today I don’t see him in the market. His son takes care of his stall as he is not keeping well. The same values are instilled in his son as well. His son is of my age and we have been friends since our childhood. It was this friendship which made him to wave me the other day and call me to his stall. He expected to share few words and was never to make me buy at his stall. All these years of association with some of the vendors have made us know each other’s family to an extent. When they spot me alone, they’d ask maaji nahi aaye? Seth kahaan hai? Seth ko bolo kabhi dukaan chodke idhar bhi aaya kare…

A striking difference that I observed is in the way people behave in these outlets. In the ‘fresh’ and air conditioned grocery store that I visit in B’lore I came across a kid running happily from one stack to another. She was excited to find various vegetables in so many colors. She put her hand into a stack to get the feel of the color when her parents yell – Take your hand out Honey! Don’t touch them… Keep quite… Go and hold the hand of your mummy! The other day I had been to the market in my town with my family accompanied by our tenant’s family. They have a sweet li’l daughter aged about 7. As soon as she enters market, she runs straight to a vendor, smiles at him; the vendor gives her a carrot which she relishes till they finish buying and come out. She has the complete freedom even in that crowd.

During the training sessions in my company, we were taught FISH philosophy. We had seen what Pike place fish market looks like. It was when I went to the market in my hometown that I realized our market resemble Pike place fish market. The energy surrounding them, their attitude towards their customers, the way they make our day are all proof enough to say they are unknowingly following the fish philosophy. Had I realized back then that their actions could be stated as a work philosophy, I would have been the child prodigy on #1 best sellers list(of course with the help of one who knows how to convert thoughts into words)!! I had all the resources and experience back then but not the realizationJ

I sometimes wonder what keeps motivating these vendors all these years. They get meager margins on what they sell. They usually have to fight their way out with government authorities. They have to keep on working hard 24x7, 365 days a year. There is nothing called weekends to them. In fact they have to toil harder on Sundays. They hardly hang out with their social circle. In fact there exists no social circle. They see no dramatic growth/changes in their environment around/wealth/position/status. They don’t know what Orkut/Facebook is. They cannot tweet their helelessness. They don’t know what a pizza looks like. They are content with roti cooked in their homes almost everyday of the year. A film CD, a Television and in front of that hordes of them under a tin shed is what they call their multiplex. I have seen them wearing same shirt for about 5 years but they don’t complain! They manage to put up the genuine smile on their face and especially the large-heartedness (which is woefully missing in those who drive their BMWs, eat nothing raw, check out calories before consuming anything and have almost forgot what sunshine is).

Every time you go back they welcome you with a smile and kind words. They ask about your work. They tell you that you have shrunk since the last time you visited them (thus reminding you how important mothers home-made is). You never negotiate the total amount of purchase. They just tell the total amount and in some cases you stand there surprised thinking this guy will never change and then you forcefully hand him couple of notes more. He never complains about the problems he faces. He never tells you how cash strapped he is. He just gives you what is called more-than-desired-service and which is mutually satisfying. He blends all his social elements in his business as he has no explicit social circle. You know you are getting more value than desired when you deal with him. At the end of the day, more than money, satisfaction is what matters him the most.

Don’t we have something to learn from him?

Book Shelf

Rich Dad Poor Dad

Author: Robert T. Kiyosaki

Co-Author: Sharon L. Lechter

Ever wondered if your child is educated properly and adequately in the school? Do your child’s grades really indicate his/her level of education? Your child might be a winner in the school but does it translate to being a winner in society as well? In a shift of thinking from conventional social dogmas regarding money to practical society and the need to survive in it, author Robert T Kiyosaki starts off with his own story and the way he was influenced by his two dads. One dad wanted him to study hard, get good grades and find a high paying job with great benefits. He was highly educated and intelligent. The other dad never finished the eighth grade. Both were successful in their careers and earned significant incomes. Yet one of them struggled financially all his life and the other was counted as one of the richest in the town. But worked hard all their lives and were strong, charismatic and influential. But one died with bills unpaid and the other left with millions to family and charity. The author tells that both men believed strongly in education but did not recommend the same course of study.

He ingeniously brings out the contrast between two dads –
PD - Study hard so you can find a good company to work for.
RD – Study hard so you can find a good company to buy.
PD – The reason I’m not rich is because I have you kids.
RD – The reason I must be rich is because I have you kids.
PD – When it comes to money, play it safe, don’t take risks.
RD – Learn to manage risks.
PD – I don’t work for money.
RD – Money works for me.

Two influential fathers had a profound effect on his thinking. He learned from both of them. The mutually conflicting advices made him think and exercise his brain right from age 9. He weighs both the arguments and decides to go the Rich dad’s way. Talking about money is always considered immoral. But the very lack of knowledge about how money works is the root of pitiable condition of many people. Kiyosaki makes an attempt to educate the readers about the need for being financially literate.

In the six lessons that follow, Kiyosaki takes us on an exhilarating ride on the ways to handle our finance. His cash flow patterns clear the air surrounding incomes, assets and liabilities. He says it is necessary to read through the numbers. A chapter on history on taxes and corporations illustrate how the rich play their game and evade from the clutches of tax. The true capitalists use their financial knowledge to find an escape. In the end he gives ten steps which he followed to awaken the financial genius in him.

But then he emphasizes on the fact that acquiring wealth is not easy. One needs a tremendous determination and groom the financial genius within him. It is not a quick-fix-technique. Rich Dad Poor Dad offers practical methodologies and is an action oriented book. Mere reading is of no use.

'Quote'shwara

"Knowledge is proud that he has learned so much. Wisdom is humble that he knows no more"

My Take

The Curious Case of Two Indians

Hail the great souls!
Who just fret, growl and scowl
No Wonder!
India is still a begging bowl!

Be selfish! Think about yourselves and nothing else – Did we need this gyan darshan and especially from a person who prides himself to be an academician, an able administrator and always on heels for a social cause. But then this is just one face of the coin, the first Indian.

What the boys saw the other day was the other face of the coin, the second Indian and it was conspicuously dissimilar.

The tale revolves around a bunch of boys who, one fine evening, were discussing the problems plaguing the country and indifferent attitude of a section of citizens towards it. The casual talk which started in a tiny living space of our vast country transformed into a well fed discussion. Ideas flew across the room. The potential of youth who can and certainly have to transform the country were talked about. And it was also realized that to change the nation, the youth have to change themselves. The people who adore cleanliness abroad and fret over dirty India are the same people responsible for the dirt. The people who spit on our roads are the same who would even swallow their phlegm to keep the roads clean overseas. This is the paradox of two Indians.

The boys in our tale decided that next day they take first step towards converting their ideas into pragmatic action.

They woke up with the rays of hope. They had decided. They would organize a voter registration drive in their college campus where everybody can register to vote. They would also utilize the opportunity to spread the awareness among the fraternity. The awareness to vote. Lok Sabha elections are a couple of months away and a non-profit organization would help them in this regard. They needed college management’s support as well. The boys were optimistic about the support as this is a social cause and their head of institution is renowned for his social service (?).

The boys approach their head and in a span of 5 seconds, literally 5 seconds, they get a flat rejection and the gyan they get from a person who is supposed to guide them not just academically but also morally and socially – ‘Be selfish! Think about yourselves and your career and nothing else’

Jai Ho!!!

Well, this is the second Indian and the boys they were meeting and discussing (for 5 sec!) with the first Indian. We would not be surprised if he again dons his first Indian mask in case media or his higher authority or any other means through which he can broaden his popularity, were present.

The whole lot of second Indians is plaguing the country to the core. The disaster is that most of us are brought up that way. One Indian is a selfless person. The other carry masks everywhere. We encounter the masked second Indian so frequently that we seldom come across the first Indian and worse whenever we come across first Indian we mistake him to be our second Indian. The first Indian promises all basic amenities and soon after the second Indian takes over and the promises remain, well, as promises. The second Indian cries n shouts about the country being in doldrums. The first Indian, who can be the knight in shining armor, is in deep slumber.

These two Indians are in the heart and minds of every one of us. What matters at any point is who overpowers the other. I think when Swami Vivekananda said ‘Awake yourself’, what he meant was to awake the second Indian inside us. In case of youths, the second Indian wants to continuously hog the limelight. He wants to devise his own rules, his own way. He does not need the advice of anybody. In fact, the second Indian will not tolerate any attempt to undermine him. He is ready to revolt. The senior second Indians (read as old people) just see the Jr. second Indian and continuously find fault with him. And as mentioned earlier, the Jr. second Indian cannot tolerate this and revolts. This sets up a vicious circle. This fault-finding mission gets carried over to Jr. first Indians as well and all the goodness of the youth are masked by second Indians and hence the youths are always suspected for whatever goes wrong. Perhaps that the reason this maxim was coined – In youth, we want to change everything. In old age, we want to change the youth.

Coming back to our boys, the first Indian in them were ruthlessly suppressed. They know the severity of the wounds inflicted on our country by the whole sea of second Indians. Every one of us is involved in this war. The war between the first Indian and the second Indian inside us. No other enemy of the country is as disastrous as the second Indian who is analogous to cancerous cells. They have the capability to kill us from within. It is time for each one of us to throw away the mask of second Indian and wear the mask of a true warrior fighting for his love for the country.

Hope the boys continue to keep their first Indian in good spirits and realize that ‘A bend in the road is not the end of the road’.

जन्नत

सूरज की किरण छायी है हर ओर हरियाली
धीमी हवा हो; कलियों में लहराती हो तुम
सूरज डूबे; दिन ढले; पूनम रात हो जाए काली
चाँद से चांदनी जो चुराती हो तुम।
आसमान के तारों से हूँ मै सहमत
तू है बड़ी नटखट, तू ही मेरी जन्नत!


तेरे आंखों के सागर का नाविक हूँ मैं
छुपा ले तू मुझे अपने पलकों में
कही नज़र न आऊँ तेरे नैनों में मैं
लगे न नज़र; काटूँ वहीं हर पल को मैं।
इस सागर में मेरे सपनों के जहाज़ को रोक मत
तू है बड़ी नटखट, तू ही मेरी जन्नत!


झाँक के देख मेरे दिल में एक बार
चाँद की सजी महफिल में तू नाचती मोर
चाहे मेरे दिल के तू कर दे टुकड़े हज़ार
आइना है ये! भिखरेगी तू हर ओर।
जग के पवित्र प्रेम की तू है मूरत
तू है बड़ी नटखट; तू ही मेरी जन्नत!


चाहे वक्त हमारे बीच बढ़ा दे दूरी
लहरों को सागर से अलग क्या कर सकता कोई?
कभी हाँ कभी ना - कहती रहे मन ये तेरी
मान भी ले; पूरी हो तेरी हर तमन्ना सोई।
मन कहे मेरा बंद कर तू अपनी ये शरारत
तू है बड़ी नटखट; तू ही मेरी जन्नत!

(रचना: १४/०२/०९ )
वि सू : यह रचना मात्र काल्पनिक है और किसी से कोई सम्बन्ध नही है
यदि किसी के साथ समानता होती है तो इसे मात्र एक संयोग कहा जायेगा!!!

BooK Shelf

It’s not about the bike…..

….. It’s about Lance

It’s easy and rather exciting to watch a group of cyclists riding against each other at 75 miles per hour downhill. But it’s tough when we are on the seat and racing in extreme conditions. It gets tougher when one is diagnosed with life-threatening ailment and his career and his family at stake. But it is toughest when you fight against odds all through your life, escape the jaws of death and still manage to win the world seven times.

Now that’s Lance for you.

It is well said: ‘when going gets tough the tough gets going’.

For Lance, when the going gets tough Lance gets racing.

Lance Armstrong started out as a top class athlete with a unique mixture of strength and tactic but as he was about to prove to the world why he is the greatest cyclist, cancer chose his body. But that was the biggest mistake of cancer. It was conquered masterfully by this man who showed the world one can be against odds all through his life and still triumph.

In his book ‘It’s Not About the Bike: My Journey Back to Life’, Lance lays out a detailed account of his life which is an epic in itself. It starts like this:

"I want to die at a 100 years old with an American flag on my back and the star of Texas on my helmet, after screaming down an Alpine descent on a bicycle at 75 miles per hour. I want to cross one last finish line as my stud wife and my ten children applaud, and then I want to lie down in a field of those famous French sunflowers and gracefully expire, the perfect contradiction to my once-anticipated poignant early demise.

A slow death is not for me."

True. Lance cannot die a slow death. He did everything fast. Acceleration is his first love. And that’s precisely the reason why I said cancer chose a wrong person this time. You have a person in front of u who has a mere 3% chance of survival. You would bet your fortune on his death and still lose because he is Lance Armstrong.

He was diagnosed on 2^nd October 1996. At 25 yrs, when he was at the prime of his career and turning out to be a cycling champion, he was diagnosed with testicular cancer, a rare one with such a young man. He was operated upon and eventually tests reveal that the cancer has spread its tentacles to his lungs (Life-organ for a cyclist) and to his brains as well. He was carrying a dozen tumors in his lungs and lesions in his brain. To make matters worse, he was diagnosed rather late which complicated matters. Doctors give him 40% survival chance but actually it was 3% as he reveals later in his book. Brain surgery was followed by chemotherapy. The book is the story of the man who fights cancer physically, mentally, psychologically and financially as well.

In his words:

“Cancer would change everything for me. It wouldn’t just derail my career; it would deprive me of my entire definition of who I was. I had started with nothing. But, on my bike, I had become something. There were gallons of sweat all over every trophy and dollar I had ever earned, and now what would I do? What would I be if I wasn’t Lance Armstrong, world-class cyclist? “

He writes about his mom, his ‘so-called’ father, his self-respect, the emotional and financial support of his mom and his emotional support to his mom. He is very correct in illuminating the roles of various people in his fight – his mom, agent, coach, friends, team-mates, sponsors (not all), doctors, nurse, his admirers, and his wife.

There were two Lance Armstrong’s: one pre-cancer and the other post-cancer. He rode the bike not for pleasure but for a living. Winning was the only thing which mattered him. Post-cancer, he was a changed man. Excerpts:

“Once, someone asked me what pleasure I took in riding for so long. "Pleasure?" I said. "I don't understand the question." I didn't do it for pleasure. I did it for pain.

Before the cancer, I had never examined the psychology of jumping on a bicycle and riding for six hours. The reasons weren't especially tangible to me; a lot of what we do doesn't make sense to us while we're doing it. I didn't want to dissect it, because that might let the genie out of the bottle. But now I knew exactly why I was riding: if I could continue to pedal a bike, somehow I wouldn't be so sick.”

In another occasion he writes:

“One thing you realize when you’re sick is that you aren’t the only person who needs support – sometimes you have to be the one who supports others. My friends shouldn’t always have to be the ones saying: “You’re going to make it.” Sometimes I had to be the one who reassured them, and said, “I’m going to make it. Don’t worry.” “

Cancer not only jolted him physically and mentally but compounded his financial problems as well. He had cancer but had no health insurance. The severity of his condition is well laid-out in this excerpt:

“I was oddly unemotional. It had been a busy week, I thought to myself. I was diagnosed on a Wednesday, had surgery Thursday, was released Friday night, banked sperm on Saturday, had a press conference announcing to the world that I had testicular cancer on Monday morning, started chemo on Monday afternoon. Now it was Thursday, and it was in my brain. This opponent was turning out to be much tougher than I'd thought. I couldn't seem to get any good news: It's in your lungs, it's stage three, you have no insurance, now it's in your brain. “

Lance tackled all the issues with aplomb and proved he is the not the niche for cancer. Though the relapse period of 1 year was nervous, it was his sheer determination which made him perfectly fit. He established Lance Armstrong foundation. He writes:

“Anything’s possible. You can be told you have a 90-percent chance or a 50-percent chance or a 1-percent chance, but you have to believe, and you have to fight. By fight I mean arm yourself with all the available information, get second opinions, third opinions and fourth opinions. Understand what has invaded your body, and what the possible cures are.”

His comeback into the world of cycling was scripted by his coach and his wife. Now he found the pleasure in riding. He was more focused and put in hours together to regain physical fitness and improve his tactics. It was time for him to prove he is still the best. It was time for Tour de France.

Tour de France – 2290 mile road race and here road is not just flat plain roads but rugged terrains, chains of mountains as well over a period of 21 days. In his words:

“It would be easy to see the Tour de France as a monumentally inconsequential undertaking: 200 riders cycling the entire circumference of France, mountains included, over three weeks in the heat of the summer. There is no reason to attempt such a feat of idiocy, other than the fact that some people, which is to say some people like me, have a need to search the depths of their stamina for self-definition. It’s a contest in purposeless suffering.”

These tours show the true difference between a champion and an ordinary cyclist. Since his 1st Tour de France, Lance has won 7 consecutive Tour de France amidst stiff competition and proved his mettle.

‘It’s not about the bike’ is a learning experience. What do we learn??

1. Coping with fear: Fear is suicidal. It is agreeable that anybody, for that matter, will lose his senses at a misfortune of that magnitude. If you are not scared you are not normal. But fear should not cloud our constructive thinking. Once you suppress fear and start thinking rationally, you are already on track towards victory.
2. Self preparation: Lance understood cancer as good as a surgeon. He did extensive research on the subject. He writes:

“I became a student of cancer. I went to the biggest bookstore in Austin and bought everything there on the subject. I came home with ten different volumes: diet books, books on coping emotionally, meditation guides”

When you know in and out of a subject, you feel confident to face any situation.

3. Interaction: Contact and talk openly with doctor on all issues pertaining the diagnosis and subsequent treatment. A good doctor-patient relationship always betters the prospect of cure.
4. Importance of second opinion: This is one thing which we lack in India. Don’t just depend on the verdict of one doctor in critical cases. The patient has every right to consult anyone. Lance suggests to take second, third and if need be even fourth opinion. In his case it was alternate opinion and the change of treatment protocol which saved his life and his career as well.
5. Management of finances: With no insurance, Lance works out the value of his assets and plans accordingly.
6. Patients role in cure and self-confidence: Research on the disease and active interaction with doctors makes one confident (In Lance’s case) either of living or dead. In any case, this was better than vacillating between life and death and living under stress all through. Lance knew he could live if he fought back. As is his nature, he fought hard. Cancer was another race for him but the destination was different and the path leading to it the most grueling. It was the matter of life and death. He had to walk on a tight rope with deep gorge on both sides and he kept walking for two years from the day of his diagnosis and till the end of relapse period. The maturity he showed is a stuff to be known and understood by every one of us.
7. Family support: The support of his mother and friends is exemplary. His wife Kristine too showed character and maturity during his relapse period and when he was down n out in comeback tourneys and quit Paris-Nice.

This is a book for enthusiastic cyclists, women (his mom and Kristine), business executives, cancer patients, coach, mom, son and doctors alike. Read this book and you open up yourself to the vast sea of possibilities. It wouldn’t have taken any effort to lose hope and not see the light. But Lance is borne and equipped to fight and so is everyone else. Sometimes just an iota of belief is enough to cross the bridge over the sea of difficulties. It all depends on our thought and subsequent action.

2 men looked out from prison bars; 1 saw the mud, & the other saw stars.

-- Anonymous

P.S: February 4^th is observed as World Cancer day.

नामों का रामायण - नामायण

परखा है क्या किसी ने नाम-काम की डोर

नाम से कुछ और तो काम से कुछ और

अक्ल-शक्ल कुछ और, कुछ और उनका मन

आगे पढिये तो सही, यही है नामों का रामायण|

नाम रखा भीम, उठा पाया ना पत्थर

चतुरकुमार के अंक छः सौ में सिर्फ़ सत्तर

शेरसिंह पर भौंक रहे गली के कुत्ते

मिलन सिंह कभी किसी से ना मिलते|

दुल्हे राम की कभी ना निकली बारात

सूर्यकांत जागते रहे सारी सारी रात

श्रीमान परमानन्द हमेशा रहते रोते-रोते

भाग्यचंद का भाग्य दिखा सोते-सोते|

मजबूत सिंह के नल का हो रहा पानी लीक

धनीराम दिखे रस्ते पर मांगते भीक

शान्ति हमेशा दिखती आग की भाँती

पालनकुमारी बड़ों की आज्ञा कभी ना मानती|

गंगाराम के घर का है बोरेवेल बंद

तेजकुमार का है गति अति मंद

ज्योति के घर में कभी ना दीप जला

शीघ्र्कुमार का सब काम टला|

यादराम को याद नही उसका नाम

है बहुत सफ़ेद हमारे श्याम

विजयकुमार दस बार एलेक्शन में हारे

अमरजी बीस बरस में हुए भगवान के प्यारे|

छोटूलाल है जैसे अपने अमिताभ

लक्ष्मीकांत के व्यापार में कभी ना हुआ लाभ

गिरिधर अपना बैग कूली को दिया

शक्ति कपूर अपनी सारी शक्ति खो दिया|

इन लोगों का ही मै कर रहा था ज़िक्र

अपने नाम और काम का रहे ना कोई फ़िक्र

नाम के विपरीत निकले तन, मन और धन

इसलिए लिखा मैंने नामों का रामायण - नामायण|

'Quote'shwara

     " The major cause of traffic accidents is that men put into their cars as much ego as petrol"

OPERATION RATATOUILLE

One of the avatars I would like myself to be – a chef! Always had a crush on foodstuff – especially of kurumkurum genre. But that love and crush was limited to savoring the taste and its subsequent consumption. Never really thought about the art of cooking, the brains required, the kai chalaka, the intricacy and delicacies involved. I seldom fancied these just because I never really put a serious thought on this art. It took an animated movie to inspire me and awaken the latent (now drowsing) chef in me and that is – Ratatouille: Anybody can cook. The amazing movie has grabbed a sizeable chunk of my gray cells and put them to thought – Anybody can cook!

I always relate cooking to fabrication of an IC chip in our terms, in a sense that the processes involved from raw materials to start with till the last step of testing has to be perfect. In this regard a potato chip is no different from an IC chip! The 3D motion of our fingers, the relative distance between them, the correlation and angle between them, the motion of our hands in the spatial domain, the radius of the circle whose center is at the center of the utensil while stirring for uniform heating – sounds complex isn’t it? But that is the beauty of the nature. In our life we do many such things unaware whose awareness would make that task complex or sometimes impossible. As the general of Prison Break fame says – Sometimes, everything is not as it seems!

The next tryst with the chef inside me was during the recent kannada sangha celebrations. One of my companion said I belong to the PULCHAR type. Well, that’s true. I define Pulchar as the acronym for PULiyogare, CHakkuli and sARu which fairly defines various verticals of ‘cook-n-relish’ group I am interested in. Taste buds certainly swing into action & hyper-activity and my favorite’s kitty is well-defined by pulchar.

I have had my bit of volunteering(?) in preparing mouth-watering dishes especially during ganesh chaturthi and deepawali. I was kinda assistant to the assistant cook in the 3 chef hierarchy! Well, that position too plays a vital role, right? I have tried my hand, literally, in preparing chakli, kodbale, nippattu, badaam-puri,kara-kadubu,holige and some more as an assistant to the assistant cook(my sis who assists my mom!). Well, these ‘performances’ were favorable as I had the advantage of being at the ‘home’ ground well supported (and tolerated) by ‘home’ crowd. My out-of-home-experience was in Kodagu where I (again) tried my hand in dosa. Dosa is supposed to be globe-shaped in2D but my dosa depicted world-map with skewed continents!

 

That apart, I have been quite successful at the third level in the hierarchy. To expect a promotion to next level, I’ve to improve my success-rate and record which, no doubt, requires more practice. Right now, my cooking is strikingly similar to the way we answer VTU questions – initially it ‘appears’ logically correct and on the course. As we continue penning, our answers get skewed and we bring in all kind of redundancies, out of shape diagrams and out of context concepts. I hope the initial interest in the art of cooking prevails and surge in the years to come and I transform into a chief chef from an aide. I dream myself saying these words after few years – ‘aham chefasmi’.

 

If my interviewer asks me where would you like to see yourselves twenty years down the line, I would love to answer – In the kitchen, helping my mom and my spouse but only as a hobby or as an alternate/part-time job(Now, that depends on my spouse!). Ok...  Again, if my interviewer wants to know what would you look back at after you are a septuagenarian, my answer would be related to my ‘humble’ beginning as an assistant to the assistant chef in my teens.

‘Operation ratatouille – Anybody can cook’ is underway…… 

'Quote'shwara

"Honesty is still the best policy......
...... but with a little bit of common sense!"

तमन्ना

लहलहाती चहचहाती आए बसंत

कली का जन्म, सूखे का अंत

हर ओर मुझे है समृद्धि परोसना

कहो बेटे क्या है तेरी तमन्ना?

हे बसंत! नव्य, निरंतर और अनंत

कर दो द्वेष, रक्त-पात का अंत

तेरी छाया में है नयापन पनपना

क्या पूरी करोगे मेरी तमन्ना?

स्वर्ण रथ सज्जित ग्रीष्म आए

सारा जग धुप में नहाए

हर ओर मुझे है धुप बिखरना

कहो बेटे, क्या है तेरी तमन्ना?

हे ग्रीष्म! ऋतू भीष्म तथा सहन

जग के रोगों का हो दहन

हर ओर उज्जवल प्रकाश है देखना

क्या पूरी करोगे मेरी तमन्ना?

कडकडाती गरजती आए वर्षा

दुखडे और प्यासे को है तराशा

हर प्राणी की है मुझे प्यास बुझाना

कहो बेटे, क्या है तेरी तमन्ना?

हे वर्षा! तू सबको है हर्षित करती

सूखे में हरियाली बरसाती

हर ओर मुझे प्रेम है सींचना

क्या पूरी करोगे, मेरी तमन्ना?

ऋतू श्रेष्ट शरद, शिशिर व हेमंत

हर जीवन का हो हर्ष अनंत

सिखानी है हर नन्हे को बंसी बजाना

क्या पूरी करोगे मेरी तमन्ना?

/* Spelling errors are attributed to malfunctioning of transliteration tool:-) */

Child is the Father of the Man

A happy childrens' day to all the children of the World.... for the children by age, by heart, by habit, by innocence or by their essence.

'Quote'shwara

"Resolve to be tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving & tolerant of the weak & wrong. Because sometime in our lives we would have been these ourselves"

- Lloyd S

BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD

The clock ticks 5:30 a.m. After bristles clean up the thirty two, we open up to the news of the World and what do we see? The usual political infidelities, financial bull runs, economic meltdowns, thefts, loss of lives, strikes, lockouts and so and so forth….

Oops!! What a World? We pick up the glass of milk and get perplexed – What kind of adulteration is this? Is milk adulterated or is the water?? We get ready and get behind the four wheels but soon realize that those four wheels are standstill similar to several others at the traffic jam. Till we accelerate, we take Government and its infrastructure policies to task. We drive through undeveloped suburbs of the city and what do we see? Wastes, littered articles and dregs throughout the pavement and the streets mobbed by rag pickers and animals alike. We also drive through (so called) roads tackling knee-deep potholes. We lose no time in screaming ‘Why does the Government think we pay the tax?’

Finally we reach our office. The lines which have already made their presence on our foreheads multiply both in number and intensity. The same job, same files, same clients, same colleagues and sometimes same salary! – ‘Oh God! Give me the change. Everyone around me is the same!!!’ – We yell.

Yes! Change is required. But is it required around us or within us? It is said that beauty of the World is in the eye of the beholder. The World is as beautiful as we see it and as we make it. The reverse is also true. When we take birth, we are totally helpless in all aspects. The World around us, the society makes us as strong and as able as we are today. Don’t we owe anything to society? We litter the streets, we adulterate, we, either directly or indirectly, are responsible for political and economic destabilization. We are the traffic jam. It’s we who refuse to serve in rural health sector. The World around us reflects what we are. Is this how we pay the debt to the society?

Our heart generally resists change. We want to see the changes happening in the world. But why can’t we be the change which we wish to see in the World? The only thing required is the change in our attitude. As William James of Harvard University fame said ‘The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind.’

Why doesn’t every one of us take initiative and build the World brick by brick? 1% contribution by 1000 of us can improve our Earth by 1000%, an enormous improvement indeed! We need to find happiness in the work we do.
‘A duty which becomes a desire will ultimately become a delight’ – George Gritter.

Having money and being rich are entirely different. Many people have loads of money but they are very poor (at heart). Helen Keller puts it this way – ‘The best and most beautiful things in the World cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.’

Now that we prepare and condition ourselves to do our bit to the society, there opens up many ways to do so. Working out our day-to-day activities in a manner which isolates the negativities of life should be our prime motto. The wealthy upper class can adopt a village each and through public private partnership improve the condition of the village. The PURA scheme, strongly advocated by Dr. A.P.J. Abdul Kalaam and the projects of the like are certainly helpful in strengthening the rural society. Today, the doctors are least interested in serving the rural class but we have no qualms in commenting about the rural health conditions. What an irony! If every doctor here serves in villages for just a fortnight based on a systematized rotation scheme, there is no doubt in rising heath index of villages and on the other hand, the future of budding doctors is also secured. Micro-assistance on a macro scale makes a BIG difference.
‘Start by doing what is necessary, then what is possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible’
-St. Francis of Alsisi.

Spreading general awareness about the adulteration, denouncing corruption at every step, a healthy interaction with Government, questioning its ambiguous policies, following traffic rules and lane discipline, keeping the surroundings clean, helping the poor and the needy in such a way that they stand on their own feet, returning a smile to the customer, injecting an air of freshness and enjoyment in the work environment, maintaining cordial relationship with our family, friends and well-wishers certainly helps us enjoy our life to its fullest.

We have to be the volunteer for the benefit of the society. It not only builds self worth but also provides us a healthy personality. Just being alive isn’t a great thing. We have to ‘live’ while we are alive. We should prefer wearing out rather than rusting out. Shiv Khera puts it in a beautiful way – ‘To have nothing to carry’ is life’s heaviest burden'

It’s not that we lose something by serving the needy or rejuvenating the society. The best thing about doing good is that it always has a way of returning to the doer. Ralph Waldo Emerson says – ‘It is one of the most beautiful compensation of life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself.’

Suppose you are stuck in midst of a water current, in a deep river, gasping for breath. You are about to drown. You want to save yourselves but don’t know how to swim. You are desperate! You don’t want to die. You have your own dreams and goals. There is a man on the river bank who jumps in and after a great effort, manages to save you. You take a deep breath. Now, think! Is your life worth saving? Can your life bring an innocent smile on someone’s face? Can your life be the torch that’s lights up and brightens someone’s life?
It’s left to you. It’s left to us.
‘No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave.’
-Calvin Coolige.

First Word

HI

A long wait indeed for the urge to start blogging and to actually start one..

I always loved the paper-pen format. lets see how this goes.

This is the Promo. The movie will be released soon.

Produced, Directed and Twisted by Your very own Tvista... oops.. SrInIdhI